"The time has come to say goodnight my how time does fly, we've had a laugh - perhaps a tear and now we hear good-bye. I really hate to say good night for times like these are few, I wish you love and happiness in everything you do. The time has come to say good night and I hope I've made a friend, and so I'll say may God bless until we meet again."
- Red Skelton -
| Q. What goes on at your shows? | |
| A. | •Magic tricks with audience participation. |
| •Edward, the rubber chicken and Phyliss the Phly will drop by to entertain. | |
| •The world's largest collection of whistles, including the largest whistle in the Universe will be on display. | |
| •A demonstration of the smallest computer in the land. | |
| •Balloon twisting. | |
| •Whistles the Clown comedy routine is a good wholesome fun show. | |
| Q. What type of functions do you attend? | |
A. Wherever merriment is wanted Whistles will be glad to attend. |
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| Q. Are you insured? | |
A. Yes. |
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| Q. What type of clown is Whistles? | |
| A. Whistles is a happy hobo clown. | |
| Q. Does Whistles have an inspiration? | |
| A. Whistles bases his character on his childhood idol, Red Skelton, also known as 'Freddy the Freeloader'. | |
